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Top 10 bad reasons to believe in God
April 21, 2009, 10:52 pm
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10. Mom and Dad told me to.
9. All the best bands sing about Jesus.
8. I get to put a little fishy on my car.
7. Like, OMG, I got a friend request on MySpace!
6. I’m American. DUH!
5. Three words: Carry In Dinner.
4. The Christian TV Network has the most amazing shows.
3. All the girls at church are HOT!
2. I get to get up early every Sunday morning.
1. The t-shirts are the coolest!

Yes, haha some of these are really chessy, but the sad thing is, yes they exist. I just thought this was REALLY funny 🙂 hahah